Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Don't run with scissors.
Move along; nothing to see here.
Not a match; the board goes back.
Spam is a trademark of Hormel Foods.
Boom goes the dynamite.
If you encounter a bear, make yourself large.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
I was wondering why the ball was getting larger, and then it hit me.
It's like falling off a bicycle; you never forget how.
If money wasn't so valuable, I'd spend more.
Most people are human.