Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Don't run with scissors.
Pull my finger.
Move along; nothing to see here.
Not a match; the board goes back.
Spam is a trademark of Hormel Foods.
Boom goes the dynamite.
If you encounter a bear, make yourself large.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
I was wondering why the ball was getting larger, and then it hit me.
It's like falling off a bicycle; you never forget how.
If you've got melted chocolate on your hands, you're eating too slowly.
The beatings will stop when morale improves.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
If it looks like I'm getting smaller, it's because I'm leaving.